you hear a lot of funny things on the street here in new york city.
some are not to be repeated, but some are funny to most audiences and should be repeated...
a lady to her young son, near rockefeller plaza:
"you don't walk against traffic! it's new york city!!"
lady on her cell at the metropolitan museum of art (the met), clearly flustered:
"the moma IS the metropolitan museum of art!!"
ben and i under our breath:
"no, it isn't."
(the moma is the museum of modern art)
at the book of mormon musical lottery -this one is for the mormons out there:
"if we win we have to shout out, 'moroni!' because he's like the angel that brought the golden plates to joseph smith or something."
"i watched every episode of big love and i never heard about moroni!"
in line at a broadway theater box office:
a girl behind us was explaining to her friend that each broadway show has its own theater. and somehow her friend was surprised.